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Ah, these Cobb Flaggings seem to be the same thing each time. We show up. The cops show up. They flex thier 'Steroid enhanced
muscles" towards Tim. They go away, We Flag the scalawags with the same joy and enthusiasm as always. Why do the ROBOCOPS
even bother? Well except this time they had numerous 'undercover' folks keeping a keen taxpayer funded eye on us. Aren't there
enough J-walkers and Parking Meter violators to keep them busy? As the sun rose in the east, the Confederates began massing for what would surely be a great stand with a direct frontal assaultwith a sweeping enfilading flanking manuver. The various weapons of war were massed along the high ground along the apex of "Jose's Heights" - Which would turn out to becarnage beyond belief on the base of the hill. Not a scalawag escaped unscathed, and everyone of them will be scarred for theremainder of thier days, lamed , maimed, and of course , to blame. As I was not in charge, I was not able to recall the exact size and strength of our forces on that hill today, but I did see the troopsfrom the 2nd Georgia State Line Infantry, Cobb's Legion Infantry, and the 41st Georgia Brigade present. There were more, I assureyou, from other units. I personally manned the Confederate smoothbore mountain toilet howitzer, which when packed with rat barnes rag grapeshot,devestated many a yellow dog democrat. Another weapon I utilized with some strong results was the short range Napolean boomboxwhich rained down a beautiful and patriotic sounds of DIXIE & "I'm a good ol Rebel" Both my '56 or FIGHT campaign & huge 5x8 56flag flew proudly above it all. During the most intense and swealtering moment of the day's action, our troops were saved from heat prostration by the kind andwonderful Harry Eubanks, who supplied each man and woman with a cold drink of water, a banana, and a glazed donut. Oncerefreshed, we then turned our full efforts and fire on the enemy below. Thier shabby defences of sodomy and abortion gave way after about 2 hours. Unable and unwilling to charge the hill of Jose'sHeights, they exited the building and ran for thier horseless carraiges. Some of our forces swept down and to thier right flank andcontinued the drubbing. Those who witnessed the destruction of the Cobb democrats said it was murder, we say it is poor leadership,and they should only expect more of the same - whatever field they choose to do battle. Recon after the battle subsided and the enemy was driven from thier abitis of lies, heritage hate, and trickery turned up somepropaganda flyers and intelligence on a whole long list of possible flagging dates thru October. It is interesting to note that the lady who works & owns Jose's was just doing a favor for one of her customers by hosting this andlast month's event. You see, the Cobb democrats, in the heighth of HYPOCRACY, went into this event with TALIBAN alisha THOMAS,forcing the sweet woman to fix for the guests, AN AMERICAN BREAKFAST! (Why would anyone go to a Mexican resturant for Americanfood?) She and the other folks inside seemed rather shocked when Ken informed them that TALIBAN THOMAS sponsored a bill thatwould outlaw Mexican flags on Georgia property. Submitted this day 9th of Augustin the year of our Lord 2003 A D Thanx & God Bless Billy Bearden - FlaggerCamp Marion , Virginia - Thursday Evening, Feb 8, 1862 "...What did George Washington fight for? Was it for liberty? Give us victory or death. That is our motto. Give us our rights or our graves." J. W. Wesley to M. H. Wesley - Cobb's Legion 'C' Co. Infantry, C.S.A. |
